My girlfriend wont wear heels but thats the start of it read the whole thing please?

See i have this masive thing for feet and a huger thing for heels and a humongo thing for when girls make dinner and stomp on it but my gf refuses to wear heels!!! or do any of these things how will i cope!!! Should I just give all this up for her!!! i mean my life revolves around these things. aHelp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Should I rob a word bank also she is magical like lucky charms or a lizard somthing like that in i need help!